February 25, 2020

Fabricated Press

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Basketball player knows he’s walking, dunks anyway

…it was at the damn park, and he just wanted to jam

A local St. Louis man going by name of Sneeekz reportedly didn’t yield to complaints of walking during a pick-up game this afternoon.

He was here, the ball was here…. I mean it was at the damn park, and he just wanted to jam

Billy, 13 – Hoops aficionado

Clifford Hartsferder didn’t find his antics too amusing, calling the Fabricated Press shortly thereafter. “Why can’t I just walk up the 3-point line and shoot? He doesn’t have any special privileges,” exclaimed the irate Hartsferder.

The Fabricated Press reached out to Sneeekz for commentary on the issue, but he was too busy dunking on his 11 year-old nephew to be bothered.

More as it develops —