Meanwhile, two more Supreme Court justices have retired, three have died, and one has gone on sabbatical to play the romantic lead in Napoleon Dynamite the Second, which brings the current count of active Supreme Court Judges to two.

“Like most anti-rape activists, Juarez manifests heavily embedded religious and cultural memes. It wasn’t even until the late 1960s that our own culture finally stopped embedding memes and started passing on objective values.”